Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?"
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.

1-"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed
2-Tracers work both ways
3-Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you
4-Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer
to do anything
5-If you see a bomb technician running, follow him